The Magical Cucumber and the One Eyed Flame Grilled Beef Steak

Keep it!

Exclaimed Poodoo, the Japanese one eyed flame grilled beef steak.

Tango, the orange long haired hamster from the Netherlands was trying to hand him a magical cucumber that was filled with such power that it would grant it's user 1 wish, but neither of them knew that.

"But why?"

Asked Tango pouting,

"It's a good cucumber and it's the only way to get to Ping Pong land"

"I don't want it,"

Said Poodoo defiantly,

" it ruins sandwiches and makes them all soggy in your lunchbox, "

The cucumber was used to hearing things like this and was momentarily hurt by this accusation, it wasn't his fault that he sweated a lot next to the cheese and ham.

There was a commotion in the forest then all around them and the marshmallow trees started swaying and sticking to each other in one big gooey mess.

They both looked down at the cucumber.

"I told you !"

Shouted Poodoo pointing towards the cucumber with a shaky finger

"That things cursed!"

"Nonsense"

Replied Tango, who was starting to get a bit fizzed up by the whole exchange.

"Look if you don't want it I'll eat the thing myself!"

The cucumber, suddenly terrified at the thought of being eaten, started to sweat cucumber juice and thought of jelly beans to try and cheer himself up as the monstrous jaws of the 5 centimeter long hamster started to come towards it like a shark to a rowing boat, when suddenly through the forest burst an army of hippy monkeys wearing sandals and feather boas.

RUN!

Shouted Poodoo and turn quickly only to fall into a tasty burger bun , which was quite unfortunate really.

Tango rolled his eyes annoyed by the situation of it all and said,

I wish you'd just taken the cucumber when I said and eaten it then we'd be on our way to Ping Pong land in a jiffy.

POOF

Then they were waddling out of the forest on a path that led them to Ping Pong land and Poodoo was moaning about his distaste for salad.

"You had to say it didn't you!" He groaned

And a Ping pong ball wizzed through the trees and bounced off a nearby tree, slapping the steak in the head....