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Friday, 17 May 2013

The moon and the Kinky bear song

A moon there was!

a moon? a moon!

all covered in foam he was such a loon!

he was touching himself while singing a tune!

that dirty in-appropriate moon!



A bear there was!

a bear? a bear!

all scary and brown and covered in hair!

he wore a big dress with no underwear!

that kinky scary old bear!



In the woods that night

the woods? the woods!

the dark old place that captured red riding hoods!

a kerfuffle was happening with lots of soap suds!

that strange unrhyme-able woods!



A song there was!

a song? a song!

it was really quite strange and rather quite wrong!

it also involved a strange man in a thong!

that knky silly old song!



The moon reappeared!

the moon? the moon!

he wasn't quite done, the egotistical loon!

still touching himself but where was the spoon?

that dirty devious old moon!


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