Once upon a time in a random world far far away....
*Cue the dramatic music sung by a choir of hamsters*
*Cue the text floating up the screen which just read [text goes here] because the production team got bored and decided to have a game of twister instead*
Scene unfolds away into a space scene where a dodo , who had recently heard the news that his species were extinct, was suddenly so infuriated by this that he accidentally, through the volitile fabric of time and space ( mixed with the magical qualities emanating from the latte coloured mountains of Starflux ) ended up recreating himself out of magical thin air and suddenly found himself flying above the world in a star cruiser.
Which was quite unfortunate really.
Because moments later he was shot out've the sky by two passing Y and Z fighters who mistook him for a falcon from the year 2000.
Scene fades out to a desert made of biscuit crumbs and we see a young hamster called fluke ( aptly named because as he was born, he shot out with such 'force' that he knocked out a passing cat that had been weighing up the situation like the two for one section in asda ) was absentmindedly and foreshadowingly swinging a stick of candy floss as if it were a sword.
Meanwhile...
On the boogaboo system, not so far away, a Russian dwarf hamster named Soda was contemplating the force of the hamster wheel and levitating in his cage, while his owners rushed around frantically for a video recorder.
While in another place altogether...
A closet homosexual and his midget counterpart, who didn't really talk but squeaked occasionally, were making their way on an important mission that would change Random World....
forever......
