Meanwhile.......

 …. The creatures from the land of candy floss and fizzy cola bottles were locked in a discussion over unusual circumstances…

"What's he doing?"

Asked Boomba, the Brazillian badger from Twickenham

"Beats me!"

Replied Harry, the  koala bear looking on with a blank interest.

"Well I'm telling you its not right!"

Piped up Trevor, the 150 year old tortoise, who was looking on with mild annoyance.

Pete, the Mongolian hair monkey was dancing around in circles clapping and laughing to himself making whooshing noises while the other animals crowded round with confused interest.

"Well he looks happy and he’s not harming anyone,"

Said boomba,

Maybe we should just leave him be!

"Leave him be?!?"

Roared trevor

"Before you know it they’ll all be doing it, dancing around like bloody idiots gone mad and disrupting the peace!"

"WOOSH!"

Shouted pete

Then suddenly pete stopped.

The other animals fell silent and watched intently what was going to happen next as pete looked deep in concentration.

"What’s he doing now?"

Whispered boomba, too afraid to be heard over the silence.

And with that pete stooped bent over slowly the look of concentration building and building….

.....then farted

and carried on dancing and whooshing again to stunned silence from the crowd

"Well that’s it!"

Barked trevor,

"I’ll have no more of this nonsense!"

And turned and plodded slowly off the other way cursing under his breath