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Friday, 12 April 2013


No!

Shouted Curtis, the Lebanese one eyed hedgehog.

The other animals fell silent, even Pete who wasn't even speaking anyway, just merely watching as Sid, the African mole turkey was doing somersaults and giggling manically, for no particular reason.

The other animals were talking about summoning the dancing mushroom fairy of the rare Mooba tribe to help with the outbreak of jellybean ninjas when Curtis had nearly ran into them shouting for them to stop.

And why should we listen to you?

Asked Trevor, the hundred year old incontinent tortoise in a tone that suggested he didn't even care for the answer and carried on chewing his Wrigley's extra juicy gum and drinking apple cider.

If you summon the mushroom fairy then you will annoy her and she will come!

The other animals looked at each other confused.

And who’s ‘her’ ? croaked Trevor even more disinterested than before turning to blow a chewing gum bubble that exploded all over Sid in a sticky mess!

You can’t say her name its forbidden, squeaked moot, the rare Bulgarian fish hamster nervously rubbing her hands together and hopping from one foot to another anxiously.

The sock fairy! Someone shouted in panic

There was a sudden shocked gasp from everyone in the clearing then everyone turned to look at the source of the shout and Bert the Mongolian chipmunk crouched there quivering.

You cannot summon the mushroom fairy or the sock fairy will come and sneeze a thousand sand dunes and ruin daisy chain land……forever!

Then we cant say bee? Asked Trevor casually chewing his gum

Then BOOM

The mushroom fairy suddenly appeared wearing a hula skirt and fake mustache

Hi everybody!........

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